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“God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.”- Women Jokes

Funny old couple humor Cartoon
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.  

30,000 to a man's 15,000.  

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... 

The husband then turned to his wife and asked,  'What?' 

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“Innocence has the power to bring hardest of changes to the world.”-Kid Jokes

Children humor Cartoon
My kids love surfing the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on sticky notes.

One day I noticed their password was

"BatmanSupermanRobinJoker"

And so I asked why it was so long.

Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."

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“Relevance gets half of your job done.”- Support Jokes

Call center humor cartoon
A church in USA had a guest speaker and he is from India, part of an organization that our church supports. Before he started his sermon, he asked if anyone had called any customer support numbers recently.

When several people in the congregation raised their hands, he said, "That's good. That means you won't have too much trouble understanding my accent."

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“Never apply your smartness without knowing all the facts.”-Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer ethics humor cartoon
A lawyer was walking by when he came upon a huge crowd on the road. He figured there was an accident and was eager to get to the injured parties but couldn’t due to the crowd.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim”.

The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

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“Money provokes everything in this world.”-Court Jokes

Courtroom Cartoon

        As a young lawyer working on my first big case, I was sitting in Federal District Court watching a prominent attorney question a witness. The attorney was trying, unsuccessfully, to elicit certain information.

        Finally the judge turned to the witness and asked a question that
prompted the appropriate response. "Thank you, your honor," the attorney said. "How is it that you were able to get to the crux of the matter with one question after I had tried three times?"

        "Easy," replied the judge. "I'm not paid by the hour."

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“Satisfying an Intention does not mean getting the complete work done.”-Purchase Jokes

Buying Humor Cartoon
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. "How much do they run?" he asked the clerk.

"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from £2.00 to £2,000." "Let's see the £2.00 model," he said.

The clerk put the device around the man's neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.

"How does it work?" the customer asked.

"For £2.00 it doesn't work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they'll talk louder!"


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“There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.”- Relationship funny story

Sister tying rakhi to brother Humor Image
One day a goat with her small child went into forest for food. Unfortunately they forget their way back to home and struck in the forest at the night. A Big lion came and saw the goat and her child.

The goat took her child nearer to her and thought that lion will definitely eat both of them. Lion came nearer to them and put his hands on the child and pampered her and told that "No fear My Dear. I don't have any sisters so now onwards you are my sister and I am your brother". And he gave chocolates, biscuits to the child and asked goat to come to his room with his husband for lunch and also ask her to celebrate Raksha Bandhan with him and gave her his visiting card.

And he promised the goat that "tell me if any one attack you or threaten you”. And he left the place.
Finally the goat got surprised and told her child....
  
"I think Elections are coming"

                  You can kid the world, But not your sister.


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“Meaningful work is the main factor for proper outcome."- Stupid Incident

2 Guys Planting in Garden- Humor
There were two guys working one would dig a hole, the other would come behind him. They worked furiously. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn’t believe how hard these men were working, but couldn’t understand what they were doing.

Finally asked the hole digger, “I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!”

The hole digger replied, Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.


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“Every Motive has its own reasoning."- Restaurant Jokes

2 in 1 fork and chopsticks joke image- Humor
A man having lunch at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks.  He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks were provided only on request."

"But," the man countered, "if you gave your patrons chop-sticks, you wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all the forks."

"True," the waiter shot back, "but we would have to hire three more people to clean up the mess."


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“God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.”- Women Jokes“Innocence has the power to bring hardest of changes to the world.”-Kid Jokes“People neglect the sibling of technology i.e. virtualization.”- Facebook Jokes“Relevance gets half of your job done.”- Support Jokes“Never apply your smartness without knowing all the facts.”-Lawyer Jokes“Money provokes everything in this world.”-Court Jokes“Satisfying an Intention does not mean getting the complete work done.”-Purchase Jokes“There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.”- Relationship funny story“Meaningful work is the main factor for proper outcome."- Stupid Incident“Every Motive has its own reasoning."- Restaurant Jokes

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